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Coast to Coast - Detroit Lions

Type: Latest Features

06 March 2009 11:51 AM - Mike Carlson

Every week through the off-season NFL expert Mike Carlson will be putting each of the 32 NFL teams under the microscope, looking at their 2008 season and what the future holds. In his first Coast to Coast column, Carlson points out that the only way is up for the 0-16 Detroit Lions.

 

PRIME NEEDS: QB, OL, LB, WR/KR, THERAPY

 

If you're a Detroit Lions fan, the question is not whether the glass is half-empty or half-full. It's whether there's a glass at all! Face it, half anything would be good after Rod Marinelli 'Pounded The Rock (TM)' to the first 0-16 season in NFL history.

 

Marinelli did pound his way to a 4-0 mark in 2008's preseason, thus proving that Marinelli's 'hard work conquers all' merely needs to be rewritten to 'hard work conquers exhibition games'.

 

The team's regular season may have been summed up by the game in which now-departed QB Dan Orlovsky, in his first quarter as a starter, casually stepped out of the end zone for a safety, in a game the Lions eventually lost by two in Minnesota (they would later lose by four to the Vikes in Detroit). It wasn't like they had many other chances to avoid bizzaro-perfection: they came within a touchdown of the opposition only five times all season.

 

Marinelli's self destruction as the winless season progressed demonstrated some of his problems as a head coach. He turned into a bully, telling them they were 'not qualified' to question him. As one of the many coaches who never played in the NFL, he may have been stretching a point. When one reporter asked about his team's being 0-10, Rod snapped back, somewhat bizarrely, 'you're 0-10, I'm not 0-10, you're 0-10'. Maybe he was thinking that he was actually 1-17 in his last 18 games, because after a 6-2 start in 2007 (remember Jon Kitna 'guaranteeing' 10 wins?) the Lions went 1-7, making Marinelli 1-23 in his final 24 games.

 

The total collapse of his relationship with the press led to a reporter asking a smart-ass question about Marinelli's defensive coordinator/son in law Joe Barry; that Marinelli was always attributing his team's failings to 'poor execution' made criticism of his coordinators valid, but the question was a cheap shot. A cheap shot provoked by Marinelli's bullying, and by that time there was little question he was already a dead coach walking, but his reaction at his last presser, insulting the reporters and, shall we say, questioning their masculinity (at least the male ones) was boorish. He's better-suited to the defensive line, which is what he will be doing in Chicago, and, if the football gods really have a sense of humour, watch the Lions beat the Bears first time they meet next season.

 

The other good news if you're Marinelli is that, at 10-38 in his three seasons as a head coach, you still did better than Marty Mornhinweg's 5-27. That fact leads one to conclude that Matt Millen has an awful lot to answer for. Among the questions that spring to mind for Matt might be how the personnel he assembled were supposed to fit a Mike Martz offense, how a Martz offense was supposed to fit Marinelli's ball-control game plan, and how the Tampa retreads brought in (presumably on Rod's say so) were supposed to compete at the NFL level.

 

There's a new GM, Martin Mayhew, who, though he was part of the ancien regime, figures to take a different tack now he's in charge, and made his first good move during the season when he traded Roy Williams to Dallas for picks, including their 1/20 pick this year. Along with their own reward for the perfect season, it leaves them in a strong position to deal. Mayhew then showed his confidence by hiring Shack Harris after he was fired by Jacksonville. Harris has his own blind spots in player evaluation (see, for example, any number of tall and ineffective wideouts) but he goes back to Baltimore days with new head coach Jim Schwartz, and ought to help balance front office and coaching staff. Schwartz, regarded as one of the more cerebral coordinators while he was at Texas, learned his NFL under Bill Belichick in Cleveland and then in Baltimore under DC Marvin Lewis before joining Jeff Fisher in Tennessee. Surprisingly, he hired Gunther Cunningham as his DC, but remember Cunningham worked under him in Tennessee after leaving Kansas City; the defensive assistants will include Matt Burke from the Titans and Gunther's old assistant Bob Karmelowitz. Offensively, Scott Linehan will be the coordinator; he was with the Vikings along with incumbent Lions' QB Daunte Culpepper, whom he also brought in for a look-see in Miami.

 

Culpepper's status as incumbent was reinforced when Mayhew allowed Orlovsky to step out the back of Detroit, then traded erstwhile starter Jon Kitna, who was put on IR despite insisting he'd be ready to play before the season ended, to Dallas for CB Anthony Henry, a good deal for both teams. Without making any value judgements, let me just refer to the passer ratings of the three guys last season: Orlovsky 72.6, Kitna 72.2, Culpepper 63.9. Average in the NFL is in the low 80s.

 

What this suggests is the Lions could draft a QB with the first pick, and allow him time to develop behind Daunte. Which, if it's Matthew Stafford - the more likely alternative - would surely need that time. But they could go in other directions, especially if they've fallen in love with one of the offensive tackles.

 

Certainly, Mayhew has been assembling enough money to pay a first pick. They cleared $32 million in cap space by cutting CB Leigh Bodden, S Dwight Smith, G Edwin Mulitalo, TE Dan Campbell, and WR Mike Furrey, and reworking Culpepper's contract. Furrey, who was nearly as obnoxious as Marinelli when the Lions were 4-2 in 2007, had been mighty quiet since. Bodden turned out not to fit very well into the Tampa 2, and the others are hardly irreplaceable.

 

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